Kids Say the Darndest Things

I absolutely love my students, but some of these are too good not to share. Sometimes, students use online translations that are just wrong. Sometimes, they're being little sh*ts as highschoolers can be. Sometimes, they're just too cute to handle! Here are some of the best ones I took pictures of. 

New Year Resolutions for 2017 are looking bleak

New Year Resolutions for 2017 are looking bleak

Your white out usage tells me you have a tendency to make regrettable decisions.

Your white out usage tells me you have a tendency to make regrettable decisions.

#3...lol?

#3...lol?

No words

No words

Concerning father-daughter relationship...

Concerning father-daughter relationship...

Not one, but two dabs. 

Not one, but two dabs. 

Don't you want Thai students to shower you with love? 

Don't you want Thai students to shower you with love? 

You are fat but so cute!

You are fat but so cute!

 
This was posted on a wall in a classroom among other book reports. I really hope this is a joke. 

This was posted on a wall in a classroom among other book reports. I really hope this is a joke. 

 
Not my students, but this is painted on a mural at my favorite coffee shop. Genuinely unsure if this has been lost in translation or not.

Not my students, but this is painted on a mural at my favorite coffee shop. Genuinely unsure if this has been lost in translation or not.